A few weeks ago, my father¹ and I were assembling a table from Ikea.
“This is a WRENCHING experience,” he said.
“Have you got a SCREW LOOSE?” I asked. “It TURNS out that this is a really easy table to put together.”
“That pun kind of fell FLAT,” responded my father. “You’re TWISTING my words.”
“Looks like these puns have grown LEGS,” groaned my sister², BOLTING from the room.
¹ Not his real name.
² Not her real name.