Daily Puns – July 16, 2010

A few weeks ago, my father¹ and I were assembling a table from Ikea.

“This is a WRENCHING experience,” he said.

“Have you got a SCREW LOOSE?” I asked. “It TURNS out that this is a really easy table to put together.”

“That pun kind of fell FLAT,” responded my father. “You’re TWISTING my words.”

“Looks like these puns have grown LEGS,” groaned my sister², BOLTING from the room.

¹ Not his real name.

² Not her real name.

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